Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Well Done Russell [WDR]

I continue to amaze myself every day. How exciting. Yes? Anyways whatever. So like this incidence happened like two days ago when we were in Moncton doing shopping and going to watch Avatar.

I know it was like two days ago why blog about this ish now? Well because I am a lazy person. That’s why.

Anyways so there’s this larger woman and this other guy. Guy is wearing a green hoodie and jeans hanging low, some sneakers and dress shirt untuckerd. So they were like walking ahead of us and then some money like popped out of Guy’s back pocket. Me being the good samaritan try to inform him.

-“ Hello, uhm, excuse me?”

- Nothing. Continue walking.

“ Uhm .. hey Guy! Guy!”

- Continue walking.

-“ HEY YOU! Guy with the hoodie!”

- At this point dude’s girl or whatever turns around and sees the money on the ground. Not noticing that I continue to yell.

-“Guy! Guy! GUY!

- Guy turns around eventually.

 

Now this is one of those deer in the headlights moments and usually happens on television and never ever in real life. Well at least until now.

Guy was actually a girl, lady, woman, whatever … Female. That’s it. Wasn’t so sure when I saw the first but those were unmistakeably breasts. I just like walked past them after this so shocked and trying to scuttle out into the dark.

According to Robyn, when she walked by the Female was quite hacked. She was like, “OMG!”

Not too worried about hacking her. It wasn’t the first time that day. Just like half an hour before I was talking about this new label in clothing Bench. Turns out they were wearing the label and yeah, well. That’s another story for like another time.

 

Well Done Russell INDEED!

YAAAAAAAY!

What an epic vac this is turning out to be. More so because I was afraid that the recession had taking away not only the joy of shopping and getting bright new shiny things but the magic in snow and its link to Christmas. Fear not! The Iceman had cometh and he had delivereth unto us the sparkly white fluff that is cold to the touch.

Again I must say|:

YAAAAAAAAAAY!